India !!! Incredible?? Is it??

I have never been abroad. Never seen border of two countries. Never availed my passport. But still, I don't know why, I think India is the country i was actually made for. Its not that people here are different from those in west. But the people here have a very different approach towards life. We Indians easily get attached emotionally to something or someone. We fight when we think its right to fight, not when we are told to or when we want to. Following are some similarities among Indians and the people from rest of the world
1. Indians are equally partial to whites than to blacks though 99% of Indians are black.
2. Indians think their culture and traditions are the best in the world, as do the others.
3. Indians are more prone to mishaps in foreign countries as are others in foreign.
4. Indians are as easily corruptible as the the people from other parts of the world.

The things that make Indians different from those from other part of the world are
1. Indians are very compassionate at heart.
2. Indians fear god more than ghosts.
3. Indians eat a lots of spices.
4. Indians cook everything but salad.
5. Indians have more than million deities.
6. Indians are very lousy at work.



Most of these apply to me too. Though I am trying to improve myself in certain aspects. But Being an Indian I too have some default settings which I cannot change. So I choose not to try changing those default settings. But I try my best to do away with the socially bias traditions and followings in my country as far as possible.